michaxl:

it took a banana 10 minutes to fall over

michaxl:

it took a banana 10 minutes to fall over

captcreate:

I can hear you sizzling from that burn.

captcreate:

I can hear you sizzling from that burn.

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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brookeeverdeen:

brookeeverdeen:

so my school did a count and about like 30-40 girls at my school are pregnant

about 25 are freshman (9th grade)

lord please help us 

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how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack

franksroofing:

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

franksroofing:

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

oomshi:

do me for the vine

majortvjunkie:


I LOVE GUACAMOLE

majortvjunkie:

I LOVE GUACAMOLE

snapchatting:

i sprayed on 5 bottles of Axe to impress the ladies and they all ran away from me, probably to tell all their lady friends about me and my sexy love musk. being a straight male is amazing

seaworlcl:

open boobs

seaworlcl:

open boobs

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake