i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture
(via 500daysofsunburn)
when I was in year 7 I was really weird and I had a massive crush on this boy and I said one day to a friend ‘i want to pee in his toilet’ and then a year later I was dating the same boy I had a crush on and I needed the toilet so I peed in his toilet and I only just remembered this so the moral or the story is dreams do come true
(via battle-0n)
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
(via c0ming--undone)
