50 Cent posted this 11 hours ago and Flo Rida already has it on a shirt
MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND TEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MEET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
you dont love me? thats okay, the first step is denial
when i see a cute boy i be like
i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!
"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?"
*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("where can I get these. I want to give them to all my straight guy friends during a movie then ask them if they want any more outside of the cinema and watch their faces
i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment
|—||Mercutio, probably (via vvankinq)|
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
what color’s your bra